Total Medals Earned: 425 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,535 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/450 points)
10 Levels Completed
20 Levels Completed
30 Levels Completed
40 Levels Completed
All Levels Completed
All Stars Collected
All Time Trials Completed
Boss Defeated
Game 100% Completed
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/17 (345/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/145 points)
Watched the first flash
We golden
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.