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FLESHLIGHT = Fake warm Vagina!

2007-08-07 02:51:26 by FatBadger

Dear Newgrounds.com users.

Watch this if you enjoy the fake warm vaginas we know as fleshlights.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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The Fleshlight or Fleshjack is a sex toy, designed for use as a masturbation aid for men, simulating the sensation of various sexual acts. The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, mouth, and anus shaped openings, as well as a non-descript slot opening, all with a choice of various internal sensations and colors.

The Fleshlight was designed by a former police officer who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was pregnant. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection". The Fleshlight is stated to be made of medical and food grade, phthalate-free, polymers.

FLESHLIGHT = Fake warm Vagina!


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L1rikL1rik

2007-08-12 10:51:45

are you sure they are warm? those look like they are taken from fridge.


Crash-and-burn31Crash-and-burn31

2007-08-07 21:52:44

Fleshlights are fucking gay fuck fleshlights


keichokeicho

2007-08-07 14:03:47

i wondr if i can use them as lightbulbs.
very fappable flash btw


ParadoxParadox

2007-08-07 12:55:08

I want one.


BlueHippoBlueHippo

2007-08-07 11:33:49

man, just when i thought the fleshlight was swell, you guys took it to the next level with that awesome collab! amazing!!


FleeFlee

2007-08-07 11:18:21

They look warm and welcoming. Which one do you prefer, Mr. Badger?

FatBadger responds:

the one that looks like your face!


PiGPENPiGPEN

2007-08-07 08:32:54

oh shi.....the one on the left is totally simulating a giant urethra!

DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK IN A DICK


KottbullarKottbullar

2007-08-07 05:10:35

You satanistic blasphemer! God will pusish you for this sin! So pray and ask for mercy! The holy lord knows where you live! He will come with his homey Jesus and destroy all of your blasphemic masturbarion tools with the power of his mighty dick!
See you in hell, motherfucker! =D


DarKsidE555DarKsidE555

2007-08-07 04:54:24

lol! <3


CatoblepasCatoblepas

2007-08-07 03:57:37

The one on the far left looks scary. Is it supposed to simulate fucking a penis?


DazmiDazmi

2007-08-07 03:15:15

Kinda un-needed don't you think?

FatBadger responds:

i dont understand this ^


DeRosaDeRosa

2007-08-07 02:53:34

I want one.